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Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my hurricane!"… 
3rd-Oct-2005 07:53 pm

Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my hurricane!"

"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."

"o rly? How so?"

"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."

"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"


"Mr President?..."

"Send in the Power Rangers"

*Power Rangers Theme*

"Good luck, Rangers"

"What?! The Power Rangers?!"

Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"

Rest: "Right!"

"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"



"Use your Dragonzord!!"

"I likes Dragonzord."


"Oh noes!"

"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"

"I can't watch!!!"

"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"

"I believe in you, Power Rangers."

"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"

"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"

"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."

"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"

"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"

"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"


"Well, are you?"







Cheney: "No."


"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."

"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."

"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."

"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"

Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"

"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"

Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."

"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"

"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"

"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"

Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"

"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"

"I like gooooooooooooold."


"May god save America...!"

Bush: "g2g brb"

All: "The president is LEAVING?"

"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"

"hmm...guess it's up to me."

"Hecko, Cali?"

Later that day...

All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"

"yaa, zee whit housse cawled mee. Look like yoo Powaa Rawingaz neeed help."

"Hasta La Vista, Rita!"

4th-Oct-2005 03:14 am (UTC)



I'm only typing this after I just got up off the floor from my chest hurting from me laughing so hard.


I needed that one.
4th-Oct-2005 07:42 am (UTC)
Looks like the Dork is back in town . . . ;p
4th-Oct-2005 11:55 am (UTC)
Hear hear!!

I thought; "uhhh, SOMEone has a weeee bit too much time on their hands.." ;P
4th-Oct-2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
HAhahaha, I so copied it from someone's bulletin on Myspace :p
4th-Oct-2005 09:04 am (UTC)

Where'd you find that?
4th-Oct-2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
Someone's Myspace bulletin. I thought it was going to be some ghey questionaire, but I was bored. So I clicked. And boy am I glad I have a mouse to have clicked on that one!

4th-Oct-2005 09:09 am (UTC)
nice ;)
4th-Oct-2005 10:38 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahaah that was GREAT! totally grinning here... awesomeness
4th-Oct-2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious. I especially like this picture:

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He's holding the phone upside down...*giggles*
4th-Oct-2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
By the way...I linked this in my journal..hope you dont mind.
4th-Oct-2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahahaha, I didnt even notice that!!!!!!
4th-Oct-2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
I didn't even notice it the first time, as I was very into the story line/plot HAHahahahAHA!
4th-Oct-2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
"I like gooooold!"
4th-Oct-2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
Man that was hilarious. I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud at my desk.
4th-Oct-2005 10:01 pm (UTC)
You made my day!
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